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part-of-your-worldd:

snaaep:

lexandrochka-10:

The last day of Harry Potter.

NOT OKAY

IM CRYING


tommarvoloriddle:

"I’m the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. You could say I got a lot to live up to. Bill and Charlie have already left – Bill was head boy and Charlie was captain of Quidditch. Now Percy’s a prefect. Fred and George mess around a lot, but they still get really good marks and everyone thinks they’re really funny. Everyone expects me to do as well as the others, but if I do, it’s no big deal, because they did it first."


"Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid."
— Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

"You’re about to swear, that was far more interesting for me than ducking was."

donchushka:

- Dan Howell, who is literally all of us


edwardspoonhands:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - And yet I still cried…



crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited


whatsagarb asked: "do you ship troyler"

dennys:

we are a restaurant  


kittlegit asked: "Why are eggs shaped weird?"

scishow:

There are two questions here…first, what’s the evolutionary advantage to having egg-shaped eggs.
We’re not precisely sure but there are two prevailing theories. First, the “egg” shape is a sphere tapered to a point on one end creating a kind of wedge. The muscles inside the bird squeeze down on that wedge to push the egg out blunt-end first. A sphere would be much more difficult to squeeze out. (Not that either way sounds particularly fun to me.)
Second, a spherical egg would be able to roll forever in any given direction while an egg-shaped egg, when shoved, rolls in a circle around a central point, which would increase the likelihood that eggs would stay in a nest. This theory is reinforced by the fact that cliff-dwelling birds have an even more pronounced egg shape. 
The other question in your question is how do birds make their eggs egg-shaped. Obviously, if it were left up to simplicity, the egg would be a perfect sphere. Unfortunately, I do not know the mechanics of how this shape is actually achieved inside of a bird…and I really would like to know. 
-Hank

gilbertblythe:

get to know me meme — [1 / 5] favourite female characters →  Anne Shirley

'People laugh at me because I use big words. But if you have big ideas, you have to use big words to express them, haven't you?'


amoying:

Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to


asheathes:

I can’t stop singing praises to Emma Watson even if I tried like in one single speech she not only advocated for women to be treated equally as men but also touched on the fact that men are also victims of gender inequality while also acknowledging the fact that she is already incredibly privileged

All of the haters can just sit the fuck down because she just killed the game of life



booksfrommyshelf:

i am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones i already own.